- wake up
- press the snooze button 45 times after the alarm goes off
- holler to your kids to "come and get your shoes on" because your own voice causes excruciating pain (insert quick rude husband come-back here: "now you know how I feel")
- drive a vehicle
- drive a vehicle without having had a coffee first
- sing Hakuna Matata with your kids in the car. Besides your own voice causing you pain, you are now stuck with the song replaying over and over in your mind for the rest of the day
- bend over to pick up the kids' backpacks because the feeling of pressure that presses against the front of your face, might just be your brains about to burst out from your nose
- walk up four flights of stairs in the school. Each step is like a sledgehammer driving a giant nail through the center of your brain
- drive a vehicle on roads slick with shimmering ice, surrounded by blinding white snow, with the sun full in your eyes
YOU SHOULD: pee before you lie down because you'll never want to get up again
- stare at a computer screen, try to be creative and attempt to blog
I'm going to take my own advice finally and get some sleep. Here's hoping for no migraines tomorrow so I can get back to the blogging world!
7 comments:
hope you feel better!
Feel better!
No migraines here, but, I pulled a muscle in my back sometime during the night Monday. Yesterday was miserable. I cried every time I had to lift a baby.
Feel better! Let's all have a pain-free Wednesday.
I hope you've had a miraculous reprieve! If not, can you stay in bed while the kids are at school?
Hope you feel better soon!
That sounds just awful!!! I hope that goes away and stays away!
I am glad that you wrote that last one because that is what my comment was going to be! Migraine=no blogging!
Oh, I hope you are feeling better.
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